Because sometimes my brain just comes to a screeching halt after a full day of Medicare,
I thought that today’s blog could be done with song (albeit done badly).
Imagine the following set to the melody “O
Tanenbaum.” That’s right. You’ve got it…
Medicare, A Song, by HiddenChicken
O Medicare, O Medicare
How doth thou suck so greatly?
O Medicare, O Medicare
Your laws are garbage lately!
You give me work
When I need it
Though your Rule
Is full of shit.
O Medicare, O Medicare,
Does this make sense to anyone?
No one’s this thick
Even when they try
The Final Rule makes me want
To poke out an eye
O Medicare, O Medicare,
Just go to single payer.
If what you want
Is better care,
Efficiencies,
No sucking air,
O Medicare, O Medicare,
Suck it up and do it.
Do it yourself
Under single payer
It’s less complex
With fewer (ok, no other) players
O Medicare, O Medicare,
Get your shit together.
Ok, so that totally sucked. But writing it was entertaining.
Not sure it was as fun for you to read it.
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