Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Medicare, the Musical



Because sometimes my brain just comes to a screeching halt after a full day of Medicare, I thought that today’s blog could be done with song (albeit done badly). Imagine the following set to the melody “O Tanenbaum.” That’s right. You’ve got it…

Medicare, A Song, by HiddenChicken

O Medicare, O Medicare
How doth thou suck so greatly?
O Medicare, O Medicare
Your laws are garbage lately!

You give me work
When I need it
Though your Rule
Is full of shit.
O Medicare, O Medicare,
Does this make sense to anyone?

No one’s this thick
Even when they try
The Final Rule makes me want
To poke out an eye
O Medicare, O Medicare,
Just go to single payer.

If what you want
Is better care,
Efficiencies,
No sucking air,
O Medicare, O Medicare,
Suck it up and do it.

Do it yourself
Under single payer
It’s less complex
With fewer (ok, no other) players
O Medicare, O Medicare,
Get your shit together.

Ok, so that totally sucked. But writing it was entertaining. Not sure it was as fun for you to read it.

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